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| Little monster: Mom, why cant we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How does a monster begin a fairy tale?"Once upon a slime . . ."... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Where do space monsters live?In far distant terror-tory.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why is stupid monster like a jack-o-lantern? They both have empty heads.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet Ive only got three pairs of hands.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What monster plays the most April Fools jokes? Prankenstein!... more
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