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| Whats the difference between a monster and a mouse?A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.... more
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| Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.... more
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| Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?Lots of very worried dogs.... more
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| Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they werent that l... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?A budgerigrrrrr!... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Little monster: Mom, why cant we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.... more
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| What do young female monsters do at parties ?They go around looking for edible bachelors !... more
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