| 1. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Whats a mouses least favorite record ? Whats up Pussycat !... more
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| 2. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !... more
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| 3. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !... more
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| 4. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and cant see ? Three blind mice !... more
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| 5. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Whats the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !... more
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| 6. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !... more
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| 7. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !... more
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| 8. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What do mice do when theyre at home ? Mousework !... more
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| 9. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Why do mice have long tails ? Well, theyd look silly with long hair !... more
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| 10. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What are crisp, like milk and go eek, eek, eek when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !... more
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