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| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Ive been on my computer all night!Dont you think youd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.... more
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