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| Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, Ill check on that.... more
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| 2. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Whats the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling h... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparin... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| One agent stops by another agents table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Fred: Id love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then youd be in a cast for weeks.... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more
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| 9. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cut... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many 1st ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Why are you asking me that question? Cant you see Im busy!... more
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