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| What kind of star wears sunglasses?A movie star.... more
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| Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin... more
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| One agent stops by another agents table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then... more
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| What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !... more
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| Fred: Id love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then youd be in a cast for weeks.... more
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| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more
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| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling h... more
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| Whats the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... more
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| Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !... more
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| After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparin... more
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