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| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling h... more
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| Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: WHAT?... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?A: If we change the light bulb, well have to change everything.... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more
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| Q: How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish theyd been as... more
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| Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done tha... more
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| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more
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