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| Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: Shes the one sleeping with the writer.... more
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| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd t... more
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| Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they... more
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| What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?Collie-wood !... more
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| Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?A: If we change the light bulb, well have to change everything.... more
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| Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.... more
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| Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to take notes while the other screw... more
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| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.... more
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| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwi... more
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