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| One agent stops by another agents table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then... more
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| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?A: If we change the light bulb, well have to change everything.... more
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| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwi... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Whats the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... more
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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cut... more
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| 9. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?Because its all play.... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised hed make it up to them on th... more
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