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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more
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| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more
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| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more
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