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| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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