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| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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