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| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
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| Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more
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