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| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more
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| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
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| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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