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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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