Viewing Joke: Category: Music jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 39   Joke: A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be.The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down."The violist replied, "Youre kidding! The conductor came to my house?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Music Jokes: 1.    Category: Music jokes   Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more 2.    Category: Music jokes   Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more 3.    Category: Music jokes   Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more 4.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more 5.    Category: Music jokes   Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more 6.    Category: Music jokes   Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo... more 7.    Category: Music jokes   Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more 8.    Category: Music jokes   What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more 9.    Category: Music jokes   Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more 10.    Category: Music jokes   Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on... more