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| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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