| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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