Viewing Joke: Category: Music jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 24   Joke: Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Theres not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I write?"Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, "Write your repertoire."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Music Jokes: 1.    Category: Music jokes   Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more 2.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more 3.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more 4.    Category: Music jokes   Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more 5.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more 6.    Category: Music jokes   Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more 7.    Category: Music jokes   A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more 8.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more 9.    Category: Music jokes   A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more 10.    Category: Music jokes   One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more