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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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