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| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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