Viewing Joke: Category: Music jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 34   Joke: A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Music Jokes: 1.    Category: Music jokes   Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more 2.    Category: Music jokes   Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more 3.    Category: Music jokes   Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more 4.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more 5.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more 6.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more 7.    Category: Music jokes   How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more 8.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.... more 9.    Category: Music jokes   Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more 10.    Category: Music jokes   Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more