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| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more
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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more
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| Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more
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| Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th... more
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| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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