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| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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