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| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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