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| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.... more
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| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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