Viewing Joke: Category: Music jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 38   Joke: A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is.The local person replies, "Oh, that is Beethoven. Hes decomposing."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Music Jokes: 1.    Category: Music jokes   Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more 2.    Category: Music jokes   Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more 3.    Category: Music jokes   Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu... more 4.    Category: Music jokes   Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a... more 5.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more 6.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more 7.    Category: Music jokes   Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more 8.    Category: Music jokes   One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more 9.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more 10.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more