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| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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