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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more
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| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on... more
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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