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| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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