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| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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