Viewing Joke: Category: Music jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 39   Joke: Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Music Jokes: 1.    Category: Music jokes   Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more 2.    Category: Music jokes   Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more 3.    Category: Music jokes   Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more 4.    Category: Music jokes   Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more 5.    Category: Music jokes   Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more 6.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more 7.    Category: Music jokes   Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave... more 8.    Category: Music jokes   Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more 9.    Category: Music jokes   Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th... more 10.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more