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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps an... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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