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| Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.... more
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| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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