| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps an... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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