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| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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