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| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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