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| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!... more
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| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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