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| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more
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| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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| Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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