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| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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