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| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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