Viewing Joke: Category: Music jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 34   Joke: A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your permit?" I dont have one," confessed the musician. "In that case, youll have to accompany me.""Splendid!" exclaimed the musician. "What shall we sing?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Music Jokes: 1.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.... more 2.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more 3.    Category: Music jokes   Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more 4.    Category: Music jokes   Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more 5.    Category: Music jokes   Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more 6.    Category: Music jokes   Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more 7.    Category: Music jokes   Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a... more 8.    Category: Music jokes   Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more 9.    Category: Music jokes   Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more 10.    Category: Music jokes   "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more