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| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
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| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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