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| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.... more
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| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more
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| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on... more
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