Viewing Joke: Category: Old age jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 13   Joke: An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There aint no Lord!!"Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD."The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didnt."The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Old Age Jokes: 1.    Category: Old age jokes   A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"He thinks... more 2.    Category: Old age jokes   An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabit... more 3.    Category: Old age jokes   Worried because they hadnt heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her... more 4.    Category: Old age jokes   One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. Th... more 5.    Category: Old age jokes   Worried because they hadnt heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her... more 6.    Category: Old age jokes   A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his... more 7.    Category: Old age jokes   Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and th... more 8.    Category: Old age jokes   A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. "My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee... more 9.    Category: Old age jokes   How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.... more 10.    Category: Old age jokes   An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what w... more