Viewing Joke: Category: Old age jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 10   Joke: An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down, making notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" "Sure." Then his wife asked him, "Dont you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" "No, I can remember that." "Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had bett er write that down cause I know youll forget that," his wife said. "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied, "Well, I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that. You had better write it down." With irritation in his voice, he said, "I dont need to write that down, I can remember that." He went into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forgot my toast."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Old Age Jokes: 1.    Category: Old age jokes   Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?A: She wanted to rock and roll... more 2.    Category: Old age jokes   An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what w... more 3.    Category: Old age jokes   My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.... more 4.    Category: Old age jokes   A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and s... more 5.    Category: Old age jokes   Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along... more 6.    Category: Old age jokes   A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He a... more 7.    Category: Old age jokes   An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out... more 8.    Category: Old age jokes   An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two f... more 9.    Category: Old age jokes   Two elderly women were staring at the numbers ofthe floors listed above the elevator door. When askedif they needed any... more 10.    Category: Old age jokes   Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise... more