Viewing Joke: Category: Old age jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 12   Joke: A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. "My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup." "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I cant see to pour the coffee." "I cant turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck." "My blood pressure pills make my dizzy." "I guess thats the price we pay for getting old." "Well, its not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still drive."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Old Age Jokes: 1.    Category: Old age jokes   Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much t... more 2.    Category: Old age jokes   A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up... more 3.    Category: Old age jokes   An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what w... more 4.    Category: Old age jokes   An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how hes feeling. "Ive never been better!" he replie... more 5.    Category: Old age jokes   Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you... more 6.    Category: Old age jokes   Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they had difficulty in hea... more 7.    Category: Old age jokes   How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!... more 8.    Category: Old age jokes   A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonalds. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an... more 9.    Category: Old age jokes   Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he... more 10.    Category: Old age jokes   Fred: I havent slept a wink for the past two nights. Harry: Whys that? Fred: Granny broke her leg. The doctor put it in... more