Viewing Joke: Category: Old age jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 14   Joke: An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind.A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do notintend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowingup in this high wind?""Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Old Age Jokes: 1.    Category: Old age jokes   A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his... more 2.    Category: Old age jokes   A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one con... more 3.    Category: Old age jokes   A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"He thinks... more 4.    Category: Old age jokes   A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonalds. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an... more 5.    Category: Old age jokes   "Whats wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, cry... more 6.    Category: Old age jokes   Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory c... more 7.    Category: Old age jokes   A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporte... more 8.    Category: Old age jokes   You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Shes 97 today and we dont kn... more 9.    Category: Old age jokes   Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much t... more 10.    Category: Old age jokes   An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. Sh... more