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| Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise... more
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| Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the... more
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| 3. | Category: Old age jokes  |
| Whats the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.... more
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| 4. | Category: Old age jokes  |
| Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventu... more
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| 5. | Category: Old age jokes  |
| Two elderly women were staring at the numbers ofthe floors listed above the elevator door. When askedif they needed any... more
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| 6. | Category: Old age jokes  |
| "Whats wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, cry... more
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| 7. | Category: Old age jokes  |
| How can you tell that youre getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!... more
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| 8. | Category: Old age jokes  |
| Why is it easy to break in to an old mans house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks are few.... more
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| Are you getting older and wiser? No, hes getting older and wider!... more
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| 10. | Category: Old age jokes  |
| An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediat... more
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