Viewing Joke: Category: Old age jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 17   Joke: An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. "Well, sir," replied the villager, "we aint got one now. He died last week."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Old Age Jokes: 1.    Category: Old age jokes   One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became vi... more 2.    Category: Old age jokes   A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. "My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee... more 3.    Category: Old age jokes   Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he... more 4.    Category: Old age jokes   An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how hes feeling. "Ive never been better!" he replie... more 5.    Category: Old age jokes   Perhaps you know why women over fifty dont have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left the... more 6.    Category: Old age jokes   A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He a... more 7.    Category: Old age jokes   A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one con... more 8.    Category: Old age jokes   How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.... more 9.    Category: Old age jokes   When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you will se... more 10.    Category: Old age jokes   Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you... more