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| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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| What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!... more
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| Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!... more
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| What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!... more
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| Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more
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| Whats worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!... more
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| What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... more
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| Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very... more
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| Who won the animal race?The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!... more
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| What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... more
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