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| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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